With winter very eminently upon us it has been interesting to see what people consider as appropriate shoes for 6 inches of fresh snow. A nice pair of white trainers or your regular smooth soled work shoes seem to be popular, if completely ridiculous, options.
However, a lot of people also seem to have been giving their wellington boots a good airing after an autumn tucked away in the cupboard under the stairs. You know the one, its usually the last place you look for things you can't find anywhere else and are therefore pretty sure you must have put them in here at some point. Where it smells a little bit musty for no discernible reason and you keep that old tin of paint you're never going to use but just can't bring yourselft to throw out.
Anyway, a lot of people have wellingtons on and I can't help but notice how totally inappropriate they are for winter weather.
Firstly, most wellington boots don't have any insualtion in them at all. As I write its -10 in Edinburgh so toes exposed to the cold will fall off pretty quickly (well, maybe not that quickly). People say that they use extra socks, liners, insulation etc, but even with those wellies simply aren't warm. I wore a pair last year in an ice covered muddy canal basin for three days in a row last year. No amount of extra insualtion would get my toes warm though.
Wellingtons don't have great grips on them. Walking down the steep hill from the centre of Edinburgh to the shop was a bit like stepping out on to a luge run and hoping for the best. The pavements are covered in thick ice which has been polished to a nice, slidy finish but the procession of countless feet, made worse by the fact more people are walking as their cars aren't going anywhere. In these conditions a walking boot with a nice firm, solid sole is my footwear of choise. The lugs are strong enough to gain some small purchase on the surface and you can walk down the hill, albeit gingerely. In wellies, the lugs (again, generally) are more flexible and smoother, making it much harder to keep your footing.
The sole benefit of wellingtons is that they are waterproof, yet in these conditions you don't have to worry about this. It isn't snowing and the snow underfoot is already compressed, so the tops of your feet are not getting much, if any, snow on them. So there's no need to be wearing something waterproof. Then again, if you do want to wear something waterproof, wear a decent hike boot.
Wellingtons are dangerous. I'm maybe slightly biased here, as when I was about 4 I had a terrible wellington related accident. Having been bought a new pair of wellingtons in a size that was slightly too big, I ignored my parents' entreaties not to put them on, and manage to trip over them hard enough to break my leg and earn a couple of weeks in hospital. I think this exact chain of events is unlikely to befall most adults, but wellingtons are still dangerous. Should you lose your footing on the ice it is quite easy to twist your ankle while doing so. In a wellington which has almost no lateral support at all, there is almost nothing you can do to stop this. Ina hike boot, the laterl ankle support is generally very good and lacing allows you to support your ankle securely and safely.
Finally, whilst I'm not about to break into any Fashion Icons of the Year lists any time soon (despite my extensive The North Face hoody collection) I think wellingtons look terrible. General black wellingtons are pretty bad, but women seem to think that yellow and pink wellies are "fun" and "reflect their cheerful personality". Well, they don't. They look bad. They don't look as bad as Ugg boots though, but that's a blog post for another day.
So the next person who comes into the shop and asks if we have any wellingtons for large feet will be politely told that we don't, along with an explanation of why we don't.
Wellies - rubbish for winter, just about okay for wet summer days.
Some wellies yesterday being rubbish